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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Man, it's so damn stressful to choose the school and the courses for the next level of education. It's even more difficult than choosing a secondary school. Damn it, to make matters worse, you have to fill in 12 options. MOE's just trying to make my life a little more difficult. =.=Well i finally chose like 11 polytechnic course choices and 1 JC (even though i can't enter) choice after like 153982698472964917406 hours. Wish i had the money to join School D' Hospitality. It offers some course that deals with Casinos ( the IR ). You earn quite alot ( maybe around $2.5k for starting pay :D ) and as your rank gets a little higher, one can receive up to $13k per month. How cool is that? But too bad, it's a private school, so it's gonna be expensive. T^TAlso, i heard of " The best job in the world" news today. Damn, it's so cool. Click
HERE for the news report. Well don't worry, you won't get Rick Roll'd this time. I'm Serious!
Anyway, job opportunities like this don't come so often at all. So much money just for lazing around and working for like so little hours. Damn, i wish i could have that job. It's perfect for a slacker like me!
I decided to play a game of DOTA, hoping that i improved. To my dismay, I got even worse than usual, which was already very bad. By chance, i got into a room where Cheryl was playing. Been awhile since we chatted. Meh, i got pawned by her. Argh, now do you readers see the level of Epic Fail-ness in me? I'm not trying to say she's not skilled or whatsoever, but what i'm trying to say is that i really suck at games, big time.
Bah, i'm used to this kinda shit anyway. No matter what game i play or thing i do , i still suck at it, even if i did it for a long, long time. I guess that's why Andre really is an Epic Failure.
And like damn, the skin on my face is peeling so bad. My skin on my back is starting to itch too. Oh, the effects of being sunburnt. So now kids, what have you learnt today?
1) Always apply sunblock lotion according to the right SPF (Sun Proetction Factor) that your skin is suitable too.
2) Serously, Andre really is an Epic Failure.
I R FAILZOR!
1/13/2009 09:47:00 PM
