Monday, January 26, 2009
YO!HAPPY LUNAR NIU YEAR!!! Moo moo! XDAnother year, another Lunar New year! Awesome! Gonna have much FUN! and Red Packets!But ZOMG, stupid zits are popping out at the wrong time. =.=So doomed, hope my fringe can cover it up :pAnyway, had Reunion Dinner with my Maternal Grandparents just now ( or rather, yesterday ), and the food was awesome as always! I thank my Grandmother for being such a great cook! :DThere was like a great variety of food like Asam Fish, those tasty Veggies ( which i forgot the name of it =.= ), Mushrooms in some black Soya Sauce gravy or something, and ABALONE! So awesome, ate so much. But i wished there was more. Zzz. Well i guess i gotta wait for next year then :pBeen out with the dudes for last minute shopping and all for the past few days. I'm like totally over spending D:Argh, anyway it was fun! Having friends together in a group and hanging is like, Cool yo.Thank goodness i didn't buy any clothes that were the same with the others :pThe last time i checked, 3 or more of the dudes bought the same design of the shirt. LOL! Gonna be like clones or something! Been thinkng of changing my hairstyle lately, but can't think of any. SO i guess i'm stuck with the old kinda hairstyle :\Also, the results of the school posting thingy are probably gonna be released soon. Maybe after the 2 day break or something. Hope all goes well >< I probably won't be blogging during the first 2 days of Lunar New Year. So, you readers just have fun and chill out during the 2 days yo. I'm off to sleep now! Gotta have lotsa of energy for the big day! :DPEACE,iFail
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1/26/2009 12:29:00 AM
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
YO!AWESOME DAY AT THE BEACH! In fact, the best-est day at Sentosa ever! Or at least i think so.
So tiring, but so fun! the early arrivers ( is there such a word?) went to play Beach Soccer with a South American dude named Wayne! He's totally pro in Beach Soccer and didn't seem to break a sweat at the end of the game. Too pro. Then Me, Isfaiz and Him had a chat, while the others went to the sea. He travels with his wife from country to country. I couldn't remember which countries he went to but he and his wife went to many countries continuously in a row. Totally awesome vacation yo!
After the chat, the dudes ( which were the people that arrived early ) decided to make a bathtub out of the sand that was near the sea. We dug and dug until it was wide and deep enough. Then we built dams and a meander leading down into the seawater. It was awesome! We were totally like Architects. XD
Some couple tried to copy us, but of course, they couldn't win us. They dug for like 5 minutes and then they stopped. Epic fail! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( No offence, how can 2 pairs of hands win like, 7 pairs of hands yo! )
Then soon enough (or rather after like 6 hours past meeting time ), the rest of the group reached Palawan Beach. We continued playing til around 4pm i think. Then we went to wash up and then buy instant noodles, some bread, candies and chocolates to fill up our stomachs. The 3 girls each bought some ice blended ribena from KouFu ( which by the way, we used their tables and chairs to eat the food brought from 7-11! ). Lucky us that nobody complained! Or maybe they did but i couldn't care less anyway. We slacked there until around 5 or 6 plus. Couldn't remember. Many of the guys were totally tired cos amazingly, we couldn't fall asleep or had little sleep the previous night.
We couldn't ride the bicycles because the freaking Bicycle Kiosks close at like 5pm. WTH yo! How can they close shop so early!? Argh! Anyways, we decided to walk to Siloso Beach to play Beach Volleyball! Upon arriving at the beach, we lent Kenneth's basketball to a group of guys who didn't had a basketball, and yet, they wanted to play Basketball. Lucky they found Kenneth, who was kind enough to lend them the ball. Amanda kept asking why Kenneth lend the ball to them and why he trust them so much and stuff. Lol. Anyways, the soft sand over at Siloso Beach was so totally AWESOME! It felt so good and then Amanda decided to take pictures. She took quite a few shots of the sunset, along with some group photos!
After that, we decided to head on to play Beach Volleyball on the courts that were empty. The dudes with no borrowed our Basketball then returned the ball to us and then they left. It was fun! The weather was perfect! But soon, night fell and darkness began to swallow away the remaining light the Sun emitted as it set. Lucky for us, we saw a glimpse of the fireworks from the Songs of the Sea performance! Kok Ming, Sufi and Joshua decided to head over to the basketball court to play for awhile. Soon, a China-Chinese Man went to play with them too. It was pretty difficult to see the ball so we decided to head back to Compass Point for Dinner. We went to the Siloso West Toilet to clean up remaining sand and all. To our surprise, we were able to go onboard the NEW and IMPROVED Tram as soon as we all came out of the toilet! It was pretty much the same feeling, just that the interior and exterior design was different.
*Fast-Forwards*. Kok Ming alighted from the train at Hougang i think. Then, we arrived at Compass Point and went to have dinner at KFC (predictable huh?) The 3 girls and Sufi went home first while the rest went to eat.Everyone was dead-tired and after dinner, we went straight back home.
Basically, my posts aren't really exciting and fun since my language isn't all that good enough, as compared to the real trip. You'll have to experience it yourself. But too bad, all that didn't can never ever get the experience at all.
If you readers ever find my posts boring and all ( which i think you will ), you should type it in the tagboard. or you can MSN me and give me suggestions to improve my blog. I do know that my blog doesn't have any pictures at all. I will try my very best to steal those pictures from others when i can. This is so because i do not own a Camera at all and like, my handphone doesn't have a good camera. Thank you very much.
PEACE,
iFail
P.S : Sorry if i seem to have that Sore Loser kind of thing. I admit that i am one but i do not blame any of you. I blame myself. Sorry if i ever seem to be pushing the blame or whatsoever. I just don't like myself bringing down the team and all.And if my Xia-Lan-ing ever offended any of you, then i am truly sorry. I don't mean to embarass or discriminate any one of you. I just do it for laughs. to kind of liven up the atmosphere and to make people laugh so everyone loosens up and enjoy the day. It's just for jokes only. Not really meant to aim and shoot at anyone of you. Sorry yo.
I R FAILZOR!
1/21/2009 11:31:00 PM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Well, going to have another Class Outing tomorrow! WOOT! This time, it's back to Sentosa again! :D
And guess what? I'm STILL peeling from the last Sentosa trip with 4E3. And that was like.... 10 DAYS AGO! zOMG!
Meh, i'm healing uber slowly! D:
Well anyway, hope that the peeling will be gone before the time i head out to meet them.
I Gotta suntan to get the even colour on my skin. Argh. So many things to worry about. >.>
Anyways, i'm off to slack now. Can't do much due to muscle aches from yesterday's trip to East Coast Park. XD
PEACE,
iFail
I R FAILZOR!
1/20/2009 08:44:00 PM
Yo readers!
Went to East Coast Park on Monday ( 19th of Jan 2009 ), with Briscillia, Chia Hwee and Joshua.
What a fun day it was! It was also energy-draining and i think i'm gonna have muscle ache pretty soon. Argh! But it's worth it :p
Meeting time was at 10AM, but Bris the organizer (somewhat) reached Compass Point only at 10.30AM! ZOMG! But anyway, not as bad as Clare, as stated by CHIA HWEE *wink*. :D
We then went to have breakfast at McDonald's and took the bus 43 to our intended destination. The bus ride was awesome as we joked and all. SOme parts of the road were really bumpy. I think that the area that we went pass by was some kinda old estate. Anyways, It took about an hour to reach and we spent a loooooong time trying to find the underpass that led to East Coast Park. We decided to ask the passer-bys but their information was pretty messy and all but at least, we found the underpass in the end.
When we were at East Coast Park, we walked pretty far to the bicycle kiosk ( as we were noobs and didn't know our way). We had to walk form Area D to Area F, which was in fact pretty far, even though Singapore is just a small little red dot on the World Map. The sum we paid for the bicycles was actually pretty cheap. $10 for 4 hours, except for Bris, who got a different bike with a more cushioned seat At $12 for 4 hours.
Cycling was a breeze. So fun to explore around and enjoy the scenery. Once, we stopped by a pavillion and went to the 7-11 to buy 2 Big Gulps. To my dismay, the one where Chia Hwee and I shared were filled with ants. Eventually, all 4 shared 1 Big Gulp. We played Bridge for like 3 games and Me and Chia Hwee won 2 rounds. The other pair only won 1 round ( aww, how sad. )
At first, Bris decided to come up with a forfeit for the losers cos she and josh won the 1st round. In the end CH and I came up with a brilliant forfeit for the other pair. That is to kiss each other! :D Of course, they didn't do it. CH and I found countless opportunities for them to do it. But oh well, they didn't. But anyway, it was expected.
After bicycle riding, Bris and I decided to try out the Inline Skates. It was more difficult that i thought it was to be. Guess i really shouldn't underestimate anything. CH decided to join in after seeing Bris and I having so much fun trying to skate! He was the fastest learner. By the end of the 2 hours, he was skating like a pro. Bris also had the hang of it. While i, pitiful as i was, always got off balance. =.=
Well, we all got our fair share of falls and bruises, but it was worth it and fun! We weren't hurt really bad. Just maybe some minor Blue-blacks as they call it. During our skating period, some assholes went pass us and laughed at us ( due to the fact that we weren't professionals ). Damn, i really wished to trip and make those ****ing ****s fall flat on their faces, hard. Then, i'd give the evil laugh and skate off. ****ers, everyone started from being a newbie, i do not understand why such imbeciles would laugh at others for being newbies.
Talking about falling flat on their faces, There was this Cable-Ski thingy in the East Coast Park. It was like a huge pool of water like 2 football fields or so, maybe. it's actually for wakeboarding and the people are pulled by the cable from high up. So, there were no manned boats pulling them. There was this guy, he jumped off the ramp and for the first few moments, i thought he was gonna do some uber cool trick. But then, he mistimed his movements and fell flat on the surface of the water. "OUCH!" I'd say. Anyways, wakeboarding seems pretty much fun! Maybe i should try it out someday.
After inline skating, we walked to the huge hawker centre which was totally far away from all the rental shops. My feet felt like it was breaking anytime soon due to the skates. Eventually, we reached the hawker centre after what seemed like 45149136128 minutes. At least, we chatted about stuff and all, making the walk more eventful! We forked out all the remaining sum of money we had in our wallets and went to order food. We ate BBQ Stingray, BBQ Sotong, Fried Kway Teow, Fried Hokkien Mee, Baby KaiLan, along with some rice and drank Grass-jelly! It was a sumptuous meal and everyone was satisfied! We finished dinner at 10pm and the park was like totally dimly lighted. We walked to the underpass and sat bus 43 back.
Halfway through, we saw Chermel! Surprise surprise! She was heading home from work. Then the 4 of us decided to to get off at Serangoon MRT Station since all of lived at different areas of Singapore. Reached home at near 12am. Was pretty much falling asleep during the bus ride home. So that was an Eventful Day at East Coast Park. I'm gonna go back to East Coast Park some other day to try to skate again! I will try to master inline skating by then! :D
PEACE,
iFail
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1/20/2009 12:27:00 AM
Friday, January 16, 2009
FINALLY,
i have submitted my JAE registration form.
Hope all goes well, and i can enter my first choice ( which is Singapore Polytechnic ).
I don't want any of those nerds who scored so damn low to enter the coruse and steal away my spot >< ( no offence. )
Anyway, hope all of you can enter the selected courses you guys chose, but dont steal away my spot can liao. :p jk. ALL IS FAIR IN WAR!!!!
Good luck and all the best,
and
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
PEACE,
iFail
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1/16/2009 01:27:00 AM
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Man, it's so damn stressful to choose the school and the courses for the next level of education. It's even more difficult than choosing a secondary school. Damn it, to make matters worse, you have to fill in 12 options. MOE's just trying to make my life a little more difficult. =.=Well i finally chose like 11 polytechnic course choices and 1 JC (even though i can't enter) choice after like 153982698472964917406 hours. Wish i had the money to join School D' Hospitality. It offers some course that deals with Casinos ( the IR ). You earn quite alot ( maybe around $2.5k for starting pay :D ) and as your rank gets a little higher, one can receive up to $13k per month. How cool is that? But too bad, it's a private school, so it's gonna be expensive. T^TAlso, i heard of " The best job in the world" news today. Damn, it's so cool. Click
HERE for the news report. Well don't worry, you won't get Rick Roll'd this time. I'm Serious!
Anyway, job opportunities like this don't come so often at all. So much money just for lazing around and working for like so little hours. Damn, i wish i could have that job. It's perfect for a slacker like me!
I decided to play a game of DOTA, hoping that i improved. To my dismay, I got even worse than usual, which was already very bad. By chance, i got into a room where Cheryl was playing. Been awhile since we chatted. Meh, i got pawned by her. Argh, now do you readers see the level of Epic Fail-ness in me? I'm not trying to say she's not skilled or whatsoever, but what i'm trying to say is that i really suck at games, big time.
Bah, i'm used to this kinda shit anyway. No matter what game i play or thing i do , i still suck at it, even if i did it for a long, long time. I guess that's why Andre really is an Epic Failure.
And like damn, the skin on my face is peeling so bad. My skin on my back is starting to itch too. Oh, the effects of being sunburnt. So now kids, what have you learnt today?
1) Always apply sunblock lotion according to the right SPF (Sun Proetction Factor) that your skin is suitable too.
2) Serously, Andre really is an Epic Failure.
I R FAILZOR!
1/13/2009 09:47:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL 'O' LEVEL GRADUATES!
Those who have aced with flying colours, Great job! Keep up the good work!
Those who have not hit your expectations, try harder in your tertiary education! I'm sure through hard work and perseverance, you can achieve it! Or maybe you can do other things not academically, like maybe the Arts side or your other talents! Fight on!
Just be glad you readers ain't an Epic Failure like me.
Anyways, the gods have spoken, or should i say, The result slip has shown that....
Andre / iFail is REALLY an Epic Failure!!!
I'm not gonna like scan my damned result slip and show it on my blog because it really is too crappy for any human's eyes. Anyways, the results are:
L1R4 - 17 ( Wow.. EPIC FAIL!)
L1R5 - 23 ( SHIT! That reall is Fail!)
Aren't the results so awesome? :)
Well, all i can say is, hmm... i actually i've got nothing to say. I can only blame myself and no one else. The SHIT has HAPPENED. The only good thing about my result slip is only my ENGLISH result. Which i got A2. Now now, i'm not boasting or any shit like that, its just that, ah heck, whatever i don't care anyway.
My CNY is gonna be screwed up. And i guess 2009 ain't a good year... or is it? Anyway, its too early to say anything.
Serious stuff aside, the hall was filled with much different situations - Happiness, Sadness, Crying, Laughter, Hugging, Congratulating, Emo-ing, Calling parents and friends, and many other stuff which i can't remember due to my Epic Failness.
Ms Chong came back to see us! But unfortunately, she didn't say JANGERI or was her hair Permed. SAD EH? Then again, at least she still had her SSSSSSS accent. Everyone was like doing it. And yay, she wore purple today too. xD Trademark yo!
Too bad i couldn't xia lan to Mrs Yao cos of my results. Ah well. xDDD
Anyways, went to play Basketball with the gang, just like old times. It was much fun, and tiring too. We played from like 5 to 9.30pm. As usual, im a redundant player.
After that, we went to the McDonald's at Rivervale Plaza. Ate a light snack, and went to wait for the bus with Kenneth. Kenneth told me that i was rated an AVERAGE in terms of smarts and personality and some other shit among many others. Well guess what, you guys are wrong! Im actually way below average, that is, in the EPIC FAILURE category. I'm the only one in that category. :D
Well, I'm glad that these years in Pei Hwa Secondary School was fulfulling, exciting, fun and rewarding. I have no regrets or whatsoever, but i only yearn for more gatherings and stuff.
I have much people to thank, the list starts now:
+The Teachers ( Mrs Ng, Mrs Ali, Mrs Dan, Ms Tan, Mr Tong CB)
+Students of 4E3 2008
+Joel ( For teaching us Science and Enlightening us. )
( And also, on teaching me how to Xia Lan )
+My buddies ( Well you guys know who you are :D )
+Miss Chong and Mrs Yao ( not really much )
+Yen Ping ( For working hard and passing your 'O' Levels so that i had won the bet with Mrs Ali)
+Mrs Ali ( Again ) ( For placing the bet. :D Now i get money! woo hoo!! )
+Ah..... mind blocked. Can't remember.
Finally, i wish everyone of you All the Best in whatever you do and Good Luck in life, for this time, its gonna be a hell of a ride after Secondary School. FIGHT ON !!!!
Oh By the way Josh, what do you see in those old ladies and un-chio women (NO OFFENSE ) that pass by the basketball court that make you go Gaga and frail and then you lose / miss the basketball shot? SERIOUSLY man! Anyway, it's so true because like, it happened so many times last year... and now, another time. Dude, i wonder what's going on in your head, man.
P.S : I seriously am not trying to offend anyone. Who buey song ( unhappy ), just contact me. Thanks.
I R FAILZOR!
1/13/2009 12:27:00 AM
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Yo!!!
There was a CLASS outing yesterday, but only 14 made it. Nevertheless, i appreciated those who made an effort to come. It was a fun and tiring day, and i think we'll be going for another trip to Sentosa very soon! :p
Meeting time was at 7.30 AM, but most of us waited til 8.30AM plus for Raenes and YiYang ( who lives at Compass Heights). We saw Kenneth on the way to work at like 8.25AM or so. He was late but wow, he came over to chat with us. Eventually, he skipped his work and went on the outing with us! Isn't he a great friend? :D
During that 1 hour of waiting time, Bris, Amanda, Josh and I bought some food cos we were so damn hungry. Amanda then taught me a trick to change my EZ-Link card back to student price, and it worked! Thanks Amanda!
Now, if any of you wants to know how to do it, PAY ME! >:D MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyways, we set off to Vivo City in the MRT. We joked and chatted along the way while TQ and Josh sat on the MRT seats, away from the rest of us. Next, we arrived at Vivo City and went to the highest floor to take the train to Sentosa. Each of us had to pay 3 dollars for the ticket ( which is like a temporary EZ-Link card ). We bought 1 extra card and had to refund. Bris threw away the receipt before that. I had thought that refunds needed receipts so i went to dig it out from the dustbin, only to realize that it isn't needed. So, we got the 3 bucks back and returned to its rightful owner ( Josh).
While waiting for the train, we took some pictures together. It was fun!
The design and interior of the train to Sentosa was pretty cool. Nothing like the LRTs. We sat on the train until the last stop - BEACH STATION.
We got off the train and to our surprise, we saw a male Peacock near the waiting line for the Trams! A dude from The Coffee Bean was feeding it with some crumbs of cookies i think. Sufi went to take some from him and fed the Peacock. Soon, it began to walk away into the open road. It was a close call when the lorry slowed down to let the Peacock cross the road or it would have been a bloody mess. Joel says that the Peacock was so Arrogant, it was Stupid. The peacock didn't even like try to run faster or dodge away. All it did was look at the lorry and then continued to strut across the road.
Soon the Tram arrived and we went onboard the Tram to Siloso Beach. To our dismay, the Siloso beach was filled with swarms of people because there was some SAFRA event going on. We took the Tram back to the waiting line and then went onboard the one to Palawan Beach. We tried to be friendly to the tourists but most of them didn't even care. However, most americans were polite enough to give a smile, while other tourists of other nationalities didn't even give a sh*t.
When we arrived at Palawan Beach, the volleyball courts were taken but luckily, the Beach Soccer field was not. :D We went to put our bags down and then the boys (including me) rushed off to the Soccer field with YY's soccer ball. The girls went to the toilet and bought some drinks from 7-11 along the way. Then there was this promotion about spending $5 dollars to get 1 stamp. When one has 10 of those stamps, he/she can exchange it for a free Hello Kitty toy. Amanda keep telling us to give her the stamp when we have it. Thus, this lead to the boys calling Amanda, an auntie. xD
When the girls came back, they joined in the game. When the ball flew into the water, many of us wanted to go take it cos the water was just so cooling and so inviting in such a hot weather. There was once when a volleyball from a group of girls at the VolleyBall court in front of us, flew into a far side of the beach. Sufi imeediately rushed to the take the ball, but realised the water was too cold, and the ball was too far. Thus, we continued to play the game, and didn't care about the ball. It was eventually picked up by some surfers anyway. Soon, the girls from the Volleyball court left. One of them seriously beared a close resemblance to Kezia. Joel called out "KEZIA!", but the girl didn't replied. Well of course she didn't, it wasn't her anyway. xD
We dashed to play volleyball after that. And soon, some group of guys came to rob us off our Fun. He wanted to challenge us. We declined the challenge of course, but the weather was too damn hot and the sands beneath our feet was burning and soon, we eventually retreated to shelter.
The boys (except TQ) then went topless and immediately ran into the sea! As quoted by Briscillia, she said that i was disgustingly skinny. Or at least that was what i heard. But heck, i knew she said it as a joke... or did she not? Anyway, the sea water was uber Salty. but it was great. We pulled the 3 girls into the water anyway even though they gave a huge load of excuses. xD
The worse thing was that we tried to pull TQ into the sea. It was an EPIC FAILURE! Well not as fail as i am but, we failed to pull him into the sea. He was too powerful and the group of boys couldnt even make him budge. Soon, YY flashed his Spongebob Squarepants towel! Damn, it was so cute! Now i want one of those. LOL
TQ left along the way that because he had to meet up with his usual gang to head over to the open houses of some JC which i couldn't remember.
Soon, Fidaiy, Shah and KM arrived. KM joined the boys in the sea and we went to look at some mudskippers along the rocks and stuff. It was cool, but the water was getting too cold and it wasn't as sunny as before. We decided to wash up and went for a cycle after lunch.
We went to eat lunch at like near 4PM. We decided to have Instant Noodles from 7-11. The stuff we bought eventually totaled up to 10 stamps for the Hello Kitty toy. Amanda went to redeem it and in the end, it wasn't much of a toy. But anyway, we went to the Bike renting shop at Siloso Beach area. The rates were high, but it was expected because it is Sentosa - a tourist attraction.
We taught Josh how to cycle and in no time, he was like a pro. He nearly got hit by a beach tram once. And on another occasion, he went straight, crashing into a tourist. But thankfully, none was hurt and the tourist wasn't pissed at all. Soon, the 1 hour ended in a flash. We explored much of the beach areas of Sentosa. Much fun, it was.
After that, YY went to wash up, while Kenneth and Josh tagged along. The rest decided to head over to the toilet at Palawan Beach. However, along the way, we strayed away from our main purpose and went to play Volleyball when we saw an empty court. However, we got ready to play, we realised that it was in fact, a private court. Thus, we packed our bags and got ready to leave. However, the foreigners who owned the court invited us to play with them. It was a 6 vs 6 match. 3 of the foreigners with 3 of our people one one side while 3 of the other foreigners and 3 of our people on another team. It was fun even though the team i was in lost. Well it was kinda my fault too. Ah well Epic failure Andre is really Epic Failure.
YY got pissed at us cos he, Josh and Kenneth waited for nearly half an hour for us at the meeting point we had previously planned. The rest decided not to bathe and headed back to Vivo City. Then we went onboard the MRT and went back to Compass Point as the prices of the food in Vivo City were pretty much expensive. We went to KFC for dinner and we saw Solihin working at Pizza Hut. Shah said that it was the first time he was so clean upon clearing the dishes left on the tables. Jm and Kelvin was at KFC too. We ate and chatted in KFC til 10PM plus and then went to Metro to shop for awhile. The rest then went home after that while me and Joel went to take the MRT again.
The day was not over as I had to head over to Potong Pasir to my Grandfather's house to pray.
My family and I stayed until around near 3AM. I was dead tired by then. When i reached home i took a bathe, applied some moisturizer on my sunburnt parts of skin, blow dried my hair, had some Soda water cos my Mom said it could cool me down from the whole day of Playing. After that, i went to sleep. Phew, i slept easily and soundly through the night and woke up at 3PM today. So, that's a day at the beach with like a quarter of my class.
Anyways, tomorrow's the BIG day. I'm so damn anxious about it. i think that i'm doomed. Argh, it's to early to say anything, and too late to regret.
Hope it all goes well to everyone of you. Good luck and all the best.
Peace,
iFail
I R FAILZOR!
1/11/2009 04:11:00 PM
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Well, sorry for this Part 2 thing cos i had to submit the previous post by 12AM due to Joel's birthday being on 7th of January.
Anyways,
SPECIAL THANKS to : Yi Yang, Class Chairman of 4E3, and the only Organizer of the Chalet,
All who made it for the Chalet,
The 4E1 people that came over,
Joel's birthday falling on 7th January ( so i get a chance to eat cake),
The Cat by the beach,
The Cats that scared the sh*t outta those who have phobia of cats (:p),
Joel's birthday cake for being so delicious,
The food,
The convenience stores,
McDonalds,
Orchid Bowl,
BBQ Chicken,
Zone-X / ( X-Zone ),
Cup Walker.
All Acia,
The TV, The Air-Conditioner, The Fan, The Lights and of course,
The Water Heater.
No Thanks to : THE GUARDS,
The Bruise on my Chin,
The Noisy Neighbours,
The dirty floor that probably hasn't been cleaned for 91296491268 days,
The eerie-ness of the beach area and the path to the beach,
Those who couldn't make it ( No Offence ).
The 1 dollar entrance fee? ( Just kidding! xD )
Morals learnt: All Sec4s that have graduated from PHSS should
be glad that Miss Chong was our Principal during the
Chong was our Principal during the 4 years.
New Principals are always scary, and weird.
Wearing helmets while riding a bike to school, is very safe.
Having a slope hairstyle is the latest trend in PHSS.
Do not want to go Pasir Ris Park to watch Sunrise ever again.
And some others which i currently had forgotten them
and am too lazy to try to recall any of them right now.
By the way, the Special Thanks, and No thanks, aren't placed in any order.
P.S : The results of the 'O' Levels will be released on January 12 2009 which is a Monday.
Good Luck and all the best to all of you.
Peace,
iFail
I R FAILZOR!
1/08/2009 12:01:00 AM
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY to
JOEL!!!!! - The Funny Guy, The Good Friend, The One who makes great music with his Snores while Asleep AND The One who humbles himself down to Rank No.5 in terms of Xia-Lan-ness.Yo people! I'm back!!!! The chalet was awesome!!! Much Fun, i had. It was a great success!
Fun, laughter, joy, and fostering closer bonds with each other are just a preview of what we
experienced.
The first day started out slow. The dudes and I met up. Then YY and Nicholas had to go check in into the chalet first. So, the rest of us decided to go play Basketball for awhile since it was rather early. While at the court, i was rather bored. So after looking at what KM did - which was to climb up the pillar of the hoop, i decided to follow suit. Much to my dismay ( and to you, readers' happiness), i mistimed my jump and *SLAM!*, my chin went crashing onto the pillar. The bruise is hasn't healed at all. Isn't it great?
Anyway, we decided to head to the Chalet after that, since dark clouds loomed above us. We wouldn't want to have sheets of rain beat down on us mercilessly. The chalet booked by YY was better than the previous one which was last year. The toilet was clean and newly renovated, the room seems pretty spacious. It's less scary and most of all, the toilet had a Water Heater! WOOT! Also, you could hear very clearly what the people in the other room beside the toilet, were saying. Kind of crappy, but heck, whatever. Soon enough, we settled in. However, the "neighbours" were a rather noisy bunch. They screamed, they shouted, and they all laughed hysterically. After that, we played some card games, and bought some snacks and drinks.
More people came to the chalet as the day went by. Then, it was time for dinner. All of us went to eat BBQ CHICKEN at E!Hub. The meal was great, except for YY and Joel, whom both suffered some discomforts in the stomach. Well, i don't think you readers want to know what happens after the discomforts happen so, FAST FORWARD ( by a few minutes.)
We rushed back to the chalet to watch the last 2 episodes of 小娘惹 ( The Little Nyonya ).
Some parts were rather amusing ( the Charlie Zhang being shot in the head by the gun and, some of the words the script used and also, reuse of the actors) and Joel could very well become a director of drama serials. He guessed most of the scenes right. The one thing i didn't like about the show was that, it's so confusing when the director reused the actors. At the end of the show, the actor that played as Robert Zhang appeare, when he was supposedly shot dead by Alexandre. We were like WTF!? However it was only later when we realized that it was not Robert Zhang, but the child of YuZhu.
We stayed up late into the wee hours. Jian Wei, Hui Min ( i think thats her name ) and Christopher from another class came over to our chalet. What a coincidence was it to have them having the chalet on the same date as us. We talk-cock-sing-song-ed and had lotsa fun joking and telling stories. However, many of us soon became rather tired. At first, we wanted to go disturb those students in the tent while they were sleeping during their Orientation Camp. But, we went to McDonalds to have Breakfast at like 4 plus, near 5am. Joel, YY and KM went to the Wet Market at some place that i didn't know to buy the groceries for the BBQ later at night, while the others went back to the chalet and hit the sack. Shah then came up with a great plan to scare us while we were falling asleep. The plan was not carried in the end.
We woke up in the afternoon. Shah and KM had already gone back home to sleep and were coming back later at night. Bored, as usual, Nicholas, Joshua, and I went to the arcade to have some fun. i had to run back to the chalet when we were already at the Arcade because we needed the NEBO card from YY as verification to use the TapZ card. Well, it was worth it, since we had much fun. We decided to go back at around 5+pm to get ready for the BBQ.
By the time we got back, the rest of the dudes were already starting to burn the charcoal to start up the fire. By nightfall, MOST of the class were at the BBQ. We ate, we cooked, we laughed, we played, and we were shocked - Hanisah actually smoked. Anyways, we regained our composure and then got back to cooking. The fire began to die out soon enough due to the lack of our secret ingredient - *CENSORED*. I can't tell you readers what we used, since it's private and confidential. Anyways, i threwed in some non-halal marshmallows and some leaves from the Otah wrapping. The fire blazed back after some blowing and fan-ing. We cooked up some remaining food and some took them home to enjoy. We pakced up by 1AM since the lights were off by then. Packing up was not much offa hassle to me, though the place was pretty messy. Thanks people.
We all went back into the chalet to play games while taking turns to bathe. half way through, some guards knocked on our door and told us that we were noisy. We weren't even that noisy. Screw the thin walls!!!!! Anyway, we quietened down and i felt refreshed after shower. As always, we stayed up throughout the night and Jian Wei came over to Talk Cock Sing Song again.. Amanda decided to sleep first since she had to work later in the morning. We were fooling around until something caught our attention - Amanda's snoring. Jian Wei decided to record down and we all Laughed Our Asses Off. However when Jian Wei decided to stop recording, we found out that, it was not at all recorded.
Soon, Jian Wei, Joel, YiYang, Joshua needed to rest as they were so damn tired. The rest of us decided to watch Sunrise. It was around 5+am. The breeze was chilly, the sky was dark and the lights weren't that bright. Eerie was a word to describe the situation. I shan't elaborate much on this part since i'm totally a wimp and i'm afraid of supernatural stuff. We finally arrived at the beach to watch the sunrise. We sat around, betting on where the Sun would rise from. In the end, we were all sitting in the wrong direction and the sun rised from behind us. We LOL-ed and then decided to rush back since it was getting late, or Early, since those who had a job had to go back home first, before going to work. Adam ( Oops, i meant Raenes),Amanda, Joshua and Kenneth went back first while the rest of us went to eat breakfast. We talked about those scary stuff over breakfast and then went back to Check Out.
We had some complimentary Bowling games and thus the remaining eight of us decided to play a round of Team VS Team Bowling competition. Joel, YY, RB and iFail were on 1 team, while Shah, KM, Nicholas and Fidaiy were on the other. My team got thrashed in the end. I was an Epic Failure in that game. I failed my team. ANYWAYS, we all went to eat lunch at All Acia or something like that, for Lunch. Then, YY forgot his teeth expander thingy and it was later found in the rubbish bin of the restaurant. "Eww, Gross!" was what we all felt, except for YY.
We then headed back to Compass Point to check out the Newest Trend in Pei Hwa Secondary School. It wasn't that bad after all since they weren't exactly Pei Hwa Clones. YY made us walk up and down to find him. However, along the way, we found Kenneth, who was coming back from work. We all went to YY's function room to slack. However, there were other people in there. That didn't bother us. We chatted like usual and soon we fell asleep due the lack of sleep during the Chalet. Some went home earlier but, iFail, Joel and Kenneth stayed til like 8+pm. Kenneth bought some KFC for dinner before we all went home.
That's what i did for the 3 days. Whata looooooooooooong post this is. Anyways,
Peace,
iFail
I R FAILZOR!
1/07/2009 10:37:00 PM
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Greetings,
It is me, iFail, again.
Well i've updated the blog once again.
Not quite expected from a person who is an Epic Failure i guess.
ANYWAY, shan't be a spoiler for as to what i have updated.
Explore ze blog yourself.
Have fun.
Oh by the way,
YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLL'D!!!!!
Peace,
iFail
P.S : I may not post anything new for the next 3 days or so, because i will most probabaly be at he Chalet. Please don't miss me too much ( as if any of you will anyway).
I'll try to like, post something new as soon as i get back.
See you all in a few days time!
I R FAILZOR!
1/04/2009 10:18:00 PM
Wow,
polytechnics have been spamming me with their magazines and stuff.
Well i guess it happens to all 'O' level students anyway, so we're all in the same boat.
Anyway, i just realised something - all the Open Houses fall on the same range of dates =.=
Bah, these polytechnics just want to make my life more difficult.
But i guess getting a chance to go out everyday isn't so bad,
as compared to staying home...rotting... having no job... and nothing to do. xD
Okok, here ends my rant. I shan't whine too much.
To end off today's post, i have a very special link to share.
Don't worry, it's not something underage people should'nt see.
Well, click
HERE.
Knock yourselves out.
Peace,
iFail
I R FAILZOR!
1/04/2009 12:45:00 AM
Thursday, January 1, 2009
First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Yeah, it's 2009 already. Time does Fly. I think 2009's gonna be a great year somehow. It's just a hunch. No guaranties.
Anyway, i've just had a sudden urge to start a new blog so here it is.
Welcome to "The Blog that's an Epic Failure."
I know, i know. The title's probably stupid to all of you readers, but heck, i couldn't come up with another title. So, just live with it. I'm fairly new in this blogging thing even though i made a few blogs in the past, so there would be some changes in the blog.
Have fun while you people are reading my blog.
Tags and comments are entirely up to your preference.
Peace,
iFail a.k.a Andre a.k.a Zephyr a.k.a iFail.
I R FAILZOR!
1/01/2009 03:45:00 AM
